XCW Mega Brawl

XCW Mega Brawl

The ring announcer starts going over the rules as the referees make their way to ringside. The fans are anxious to see whom the XCW management has arranged to guest participate in the Mega Rumble tonight. The crowd is hyped up as Insane in the Membrane hits and Suicidal walks to the ring, telling everyone he's gonna win.

Number 1: Suicidal

Suicidal slides into the ring and poses. He turns to the entranceway and waits. Hot Shit by Nelly starts up as Ronny "Hot Shit" Clark steps out and heads down towards the ring.

Number 2: Ronny "Hot Shit" Clark

(Ronny slides into the ring and circles Suicidal. Suicidal tells him to bring it. Suicidal runs at Ronny. Ronny grabs for him but Suicidal slides under his legs. Ronny turns and Suicidal dropkicks him. Ronny rolls to the edge of the mat and recovers. Suicidal charges at him and goes for a sliding dropkick. Ronny rolls to the side and Suicidal slides under the bottom rope. He falls from the ring. The ref's help him up and attempt to get him back into the ring. Suicidal turns and clocks them all with right hands. Suicidal grabs a folding chair from ringside and slides back into the ring. Ronny stomps on him and then hits him with the chair. The countdown starts. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Falling Away From Me by Korn plays and Flood heads towards the ring.

Number 3: Flood

Flood slides into the ring and walks into a chair shot from Ronny. Suicidal low blows Ronny and Ronny drops the chair. A ref reaches into the ring and pulls the chair back out. Flood turns Suicidal and hits a neckbreaker. Ronny jumps and hits a leg drop to the back of Suicidal's neck. Flood helps Ronny lift Suicidal and they attempt to throw him over the top rope. Suicidal hooks the bottom rope with his feet. Flood starts yelling at Ronny. Ronny turns and nails Flood. They start exchanging punches. Suicidal is back on his feet. Suicidal takes a break in the corner as Flood drops Ronny with an atomic drop. Flood lifts Ronny and tries to eliminate him. Suicidal nails Flood from behind. Suicidal lifts Flood and powerslams him down. The three exchange punches as the countdown starts, fans knowing this is the first mystery guest. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. The A-Team Theme plays and the fans go wild. Mr T walks to the ring with a bottle of milk.

Number 4: Mr T

Mr T slowly slides into the ring. Suicidal charges at him and gets knocked down by a milk bottle shot. Ronny runs at Mr T but Mr T hits him low and cracks the milk bottle over his head. Flood tries to sneak up on Mr T from behind but Mr T turns and swings the bottle. He misses and the bottle smashes on the turnbuckle. Flood shoves Mr T's face into the turnbuckle. Suicidal hooks Flood and tries to throw him over the top rope. Mr T reaches into his pocket and puts on a big ring. He nails Ronny in the head with it. Mr T sets Ronny into position and calls for a piledriver. He tears off his own shirt and lifts Ronny up. He jumps and hits the piledriver. Flood is standing on the apron battling with Suicidal. Mr T punches Suicidal in the kidney and Flood jumps back into the ring. The crowd get to their feet and start another countdown. This is gonna be another mystery person. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Some weird animal sounds start playing and then some Aborigine music starts. The crowd are puzzled, until Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter, appears.

Number 5: "The Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin

Steve Irwin walks to the ring, not sure what to do. He walks around the ring and looks at the four in the ring. Ronny invites Irwin into the ring. Flood hits Ronny down and then tells Irwin to get in here. Irwin slowly gets into the ring and looks around. Flood is about to swing at Irwin, but Ronny stops him from behind and DDTs him. Mr T is working away on Suicidal in the corner. Steve Irwin sits down in the corner and watches. Suicidal almost has Mr T out. Mr T is screaming for Irwin to help him. Irwin gets to his feet and walks over. He taps Suicidal on the shoulder and then grabs his nose. He dances around the ring singing 'I got your nose'. Suicidal just laughs as Irwin. Irwin turns and looks at Suicidal. He tries to run. Suicidal grabs him by the hair and swings him around. Mr T turns Suicidal around and hits a t-bone suplex. Irwin goes back down and sits in a corner. The crowd starts the count of the third consecutive mystery person. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Hells Bells by ACDC plays and the crowd is puzzled. There is a huge roar and Lottie appears.

Number 6: Lottie

She wobbles towards the ring. She slides into the ring and the crowd almost pukes. She stands there as all the action stops. Everyone charges at the monster. She fends them all off. Irwin gets up as Lottie roars at him. Suicidal, Ronny and Flood all po und on Lottie as Mr T goes to the top rope. Irwin tries to push Mr T off. Mr T pushes him away and then tells them to turn Lottie around. Lottie is turned and Mr T sets himself. He flies off but Lottie catches him. Lottie throws Mr T onto the three others . It's now just Lottie and Irwin standing. Irwin tries to eliminate himself. Lottie grabs him and lifts her arm. She rams his head underneath and gives him a pit stop. The crowd is laughing. Irwin pulls out a knife. Lottie grabs it and eats it. She roars a gain and pounds her chest. The count starts again. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Halloween Theme starts up and Malice heads towards the ring.

Number 7: Malice

Malice slides into the ring and Lottie swings a big fist. Malice ducks it and dropkicks her knee. The rest of the wrestlers all dropkick her knees. She crumbles down to a sobbing bulk of flab. But wait. Irwin made the mistake of pulling out a cracker. Lottie roars and gets to her feet. She bellows out and charges at Irwin. Irwin is leaning on the corner. Lottie can't stop quick enough. She crunches Irwin into the corner. Irwin is wasted. He's cracked. He's no more. Lottie grabs the cracker and is about to eat it. Flood slips and knocks Lottie. You don't knock Lottie while she's eating!! Lottie snaps and grabs Flood by the throat. She lifts him high. He kicks her low and then DDTs her. Lottie rises to her feet. She shakes it off, causing a hurricane. Mr T is back on his feet. Ronny charges at Lottie. Ronny hits Lottie. Lottie stands there as her whole body shakes. She snaps and lets out a tremendous roar. Ronny tries to run. Lottie has him. She lifts him high and presses him in mid air. The count starts. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Electric Head Pt 2 plays and Magnum comes to the ring.

Number 8: Magnum

Magnum gets into the ring and starts knocking Flood about. Lottie twists and turns. She throws Ronny high into the air and catches him. Mr T grabs Lottie. She throws her helluva far across the ring. Lottie gets to her feet. Lottie grabs Mr T and picks him up. She slams him down and then stands over him. She jumps and hits a massive splash. Mr T is wasted. Lottie lifts Mr T and puts him on the top rope. Lottie jumps up and hits a Lottie-Can-Rana. Irwin is somehow getting to his feet. Magnum and Flood are still battling back and forth across the ring. Suicidal and Malice are also attempting to push each other out. Lottie picks Ronny up and drops him. She climbs to the top rope. Irwin goes to push her but she screams and knocks him down. Lottie turns back to Ronny. She bounces on the top rope and then flies off. She hits a big butt splash and Ronny yelps. Lottie laughs and then dances around. She jumps and drops her butt onto Ronny's face. She rubs it in his face and then gets up. She whips Ronny in to the ropes and then superkicks him. Ronny falls to the outside. Ronny is out. Countdown starts. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Fat by Weird Al Yankovich plays and the crowd is laughing. Former XCW Wrestler, Uotter Von Joboften makes his way to the ring eating a doughnut.

Number 9: Uotter Von Joboften

Uotter climbs into the ring and Lottie turns to him. Magnum knocks Flood down and then pushes Lottie. Lottie hits Uotter. Uotter stumbles. Malice and Flood start pushing Lottie. Suicidal joins in. Mr T and Irwin slowly get to their feet and help out as well. They all push Lottie. Lottie roars but they all kick and punch her. Irwin tries to get behind Lottie and pull her. The wrestlers knock Lottie into Uotter and Irwin is squashed. The wrestlers all take a run up and Lottie loses balance. She trips backwards and hits Uotter. Uotter starts to fall backwards out of the ring. He grabs Lottie and Uotter falls from the ring. Lottie can't break Uotter's hold and she also falls from the ring. Flood turns and walks into a fist from Magnum. Mr T takes off a necklace and throws it at Lottie's head. Lottie snaps. She slides into the ring and people charge at her. She knocks them all down. She roars and Uotter pulls her from the ring. They exchange punches up the ramp and to the back. Back in the ring no one is standing. The countdown starts. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Outlaw Torn by Metallica plays and Crimson Soul comes to the ring.

Number 10: Crimson Soul

Crimson Soul gets into the ring and heads for Flood. Flood nails him and they start brawling. Magnum is resting in a corner. Irwin is sprawled across the ring. Malice and Suicidal continue a little battle they have. Suicidal hits a snapmare on Malice and calls Crimson Soul over. They both lift Malice high and suplex him. Magnum charges at Suicidal. Suicidal back drops him. Magnum lands on the apron. Magnum hits Suicidal in the gut and then leaps into the ring with a bulldog. Magnum grabs Suicidal and locks in the Walls of Woe. Flood lifts Crimson Soul and hits the Tidal Wave. Mr T is watching the action. Irwin is stalking him. The camera zooms in on Irwin as he describes Mr T's natural habitat. Mr T picks Irwin up and throws him helluva far. Irwin pulls out a rubber snake. He throws it to Mr T. Mr T grabs it and looks at it. He throws it to Irwin. Irwin sees it coming and leaps from the ring, eliminating himself. Mr T laughs at Irwin then picks up the snake. He throws it at Irwin and Irwin jumps into the crowd and makes a run for it. The countdown starts again. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Halloween Theme starts up as Harbinger comes to the ring.

Number 11: Harbinger

Harbinger is in the ring. He tries to lift Flood over the top rope. Magnum stops him. Mr T stomps away at Suicidal. Suicidal grabs Mr T's leg and twists it around. Mr T stomps Suicidal with his other leg. Malice helps Harbinger fight off Magnum. Flood grabs Malice and lifts him up. He hits a brainbuster. Crimson Soul grabs Magnum and tries to throw him over. Magnum grabs his head and hooks on. Crimson Soul stops but Magnum slips. Magnum topples out of the ring and looks annoyed. He reaches up and grabs Crimson Soul. He pulls Crimson Soul over the top rope and the refs tell them both to head to the back. Magnum knocks Crimson Soul then makes a break for it up the ramp as Crimson Soul follows. Back in the ring Mr T is sitting it out as Malice pounds on Flood and Suicidal beats down Harbinger. The countdown starts up. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Broken Home by Papa Roach plays and Vanity Show Wood comes to the ring.

Number 12: Vanity ShowWood

Vanity gets into the ring and heads for Mr T. Mr T is wasted. Vanity swings at Mr T and Mr T blocks it. Mr T fires in a fist, which rocks Vanity. Vanity steps back and walks into a Suicidal low blow. Flood lifts Harbinger and hands him on the ropes. Flood kicks Harbinger and he falls from the ring, eliminated. Vanity nails Suicidal with an illegal object from his tights. Vanity grabs Suicidal by the head and ejects him from the ring. Suicidal holds on to the ropes and flips back into the ring over Vanity. Suicidal kicks Vanity but Malice grabs Suicidal and hits The Guillotine. Malice throws Suicidal over the top rope. Suicidal tries to hold on. Malice tries to pry Suicidal's fingers. Vanity knocks Malice and Malice hits Suicidal. The bump makes Suicidal let go of his grip and falls from the ring. Suicidal is mad and he takes out a ref. He slams the ref into a guardrail and then stomps off. Flood and Vanity work away on Mr T. Mr T hulks up and throws them both helluva far. Malice charges at Mr T. He clotheslines Mr T and Mr T almost tumbles from the ring. Mr T snaps and pushes Malice helluva far. The countdown starts up again. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Thug Luv by Tupac plays and Thug Lord comes to the ring.

Number 13: Thug Lord

Thug Lord gets into the ring. Flood runs at him and he knocks Flood down. Malice charges at him and he knocks Malice down. Mr T charges at Thug Lord and Thug Lord lifts him up for a spinebuster slam. Mr T counters into a rolling leg lock. Vanity breaks it up. Vanity punches Thug Lord and then low blows him. Vanity lifts Thug Lord high and moves towards the ropes. He hits Thug Lord with The Flash. Thug Lord tumbles headfirst out of the ring. Malice and Flood have locked it up. Mal i ce throws Flood into the ropes and elbows him down. Mr T is back to his feet again. Malice kicks Mr T and then powerbombs him. Malice tries to eliminate Mr T. Flood and Vanity come over and they all lift Mr T up. Mr T tips over and falls. They get Mr T over the rope and he lands on his feet. But only one foot hit the floor. He's hopping around on one foot. Malice reaches from inside the ring and pulls Mr T's hair and knocks Mr T down so both feet have touched. Mr T is gone. Countdown starts. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6 . 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Ironman by Black Sabbath plays and Eryck Stone comes to the ring.

Number 14: Eryck Stone

Eryck gets into the ring. He looks around and steps back out of the way. Flood and Malice exchange punches again. Eryck knocks Vanity down and then goes to the top rope. Malice throws Flood into the corner and then Eryck hits Stone Cold. Eryck grabs Flood and throws him over the top rope and out of the Rumble. Eryck grabs Malice and tries to throw him over. Vanity stops him. Vanity knocks him down and hits a standing senton. Malice gets up and knocks Vanity down. Malice lifts Vanity and slams him onto Eryck. Malice lifts Eryck and piledrives him onto Vanity's crotch. Malice grabs both their heads and tries to eliminate them. They both block the attempt and try to eliminate him. Malice holds on and falls into the ring. Vanity clotheslines Eryck. Malice takes a well-earned break. Vanity and Eryck exchange punches. Eryck kicks Vanity low and locks in a sleeper. Malice locks in a sleeper on Eryck. Vanit y does a jawbreaker and both sleeper holds are broken. The countdown starts once more. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. SOB's theme plays and SOB comes to the ring.

Number 15: S.O.B

SOB slides into the ring. All 3 men are down. SOB lifts Malice and hits The SOB'ed. SOB tries to eliminate Malice. Vanity grabs SOB and smacks him around a bit. Vanity whips SOB into the ropes and pancakes him. Malice pulls himself up using the ropes. He leans on the ropes as he struggles to recover. Vanity charges from the opposite side and hits him hard. Vanity loses balance and crashes over the top rope. He hits the floor just seconds after Malice. Malice is tired and disappointed. Vanity is annoyed and mad. He grabs a chair and slides into the ring. He nails SOB with the c hair and then nails Eryck. Malice starts up the ramp but Vanity slides from the ring and nails Malice with the chair. They start a little brawl on the ramp. The refs rush to break it up. Eryck throws SOB over the top. The refs are still occupied and SOB slides back into the ring with a pipe. He clocks Eryck with the pipe and then hits the SOB'ed. He attempts to throw Eryck over but Eryck holds on. The countdown starts. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. The X Men theme starts up. The fans wonder what's going o n. Then X Men member Cyclops appears and heads towards the ring.

Number 16: Cyclops

Cyclops slides into the ring. SOB runs at him. Cyclops flips him over his head and out of the ring. SOB looks around. The refs are still getting Malice and Vanity to t he back. SOB pulls a table from under the ring and slides back in. Cyclops flicks the switch of his visor but no laser beams come out. He tries it again and still nothing. He rips the visor off and stomps on it. SOB has the table set up. Cyclops hits SOB a nd SOB drops. Eryck goes to the top rope and grabs SOB. Cyclops straightens the table and Eryck comes off with the Stone Cold. Malice and Vanity are now gone and the refs are back at ringside. Eryck throws SOB over the top. SOB holds on. Eryck turns his attention to Cyclops. Eryck hooks Cyclops and suplexes him across the ring. Cyclops gets to his feet and Eryck smashes him over the top rope and eliminates him. Eryck turns just as SOB runs at him. Eryck ducks and pulls the top rope. SOB goes over it and gets eliminated. Eryck stands in the ring and taunts the crowd. The countdown starts. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. X by XZIBIT plays and Mack Daddy comes to the ring.

Number 17: Mack Daddy

Mack Daddy enters the ring. He and Eryck exchange right hands. Mack Daddy tries to eliminate Eryck. He's successful. No wait. Eryck holds on and gets back into the ring. He takes Mack Daddy by surprise and knocks Mack Daddy out. Mack Daddy's feet touch the floor. Mack Daddy jumps back into the ring and continues the fight with Eryck. The refs are telling Mack Daddy he's gone. Mack Daddy flips them off, then hits Eryck with the Mack Slam. Mack Daddy tries to eliminate Eryck. Eryck stops him and elbows him. Eryck fights back with elbows to the gut. Eryck whips Mack Dad d y into the ropes and hits a diving shoulder. Eryck is about to throw Mack Daddy out. Mack Daddy stops him and hits a spinebuster. Mack Daddy chokes Eryck out as the count begins. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. The Way I Am hits and Funki Di comes to the r ing dancing around.

Number 18: Funki Di

Funki Di gets into the ring. Mack Daddy charges at him. Funki Di grabs him and disgracefully throws him over the top rope. The refs grab Mack Daddy and pull him to the back. In the ring Eryck is up again. Funki Di hits a bulldog from behind. Funki Di yells out and then starts a WORM. The crowd calls out. W. O. R. M. Funki Di does a shaky dance and then hits the Worm. Funki Di tries to eliminate Eryck. Eryck grabs the top rope and won't let go. Funki Di kicks Eryck and then tries to throw him over again. Eryck holds on tight. Funki Di whips Eryck into the ropes and lifts him high. He hits the 2 Die For. Funki Di starts dancing again. He bounces off the ropes and does a big wiggle then drops an elbow. Funki Di starts dancing around. He picks Eryck up, does the splits and hits a big punch. Funki Di attempts to eliminate Eryck again. The countdown starts. Here comes another Mystery Entrant. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. The Titanic Theme plays. The crowd are a little confused. Leonardo DiCaprio appears and a lot of women cheer. Leonardo walks to the ring.

Number 19: Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio strolls to the ring looking around and posing. He steps into the ring and flaunts his self proclaimed muscles. Funki Di laughs at Leo. Leo screams and bitch slaps Funki Di. Funki Di laughs. Eryck has recovered and he attacks Funki Di from behind. Leo just prances around the ring as the two fight it out. Funki Di takes Eryck over the top rope as they both crash to th e floor. Leo is the lone person in the ring. Leo looks around and sees no one. He starts to prance around and he poses for a few people with cameras. Leo jumps about and tries the splits. He gets half way down and goes down in pain. He recovers quickly and starts his charades again. He turns to the entranceway as the countdown starts. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Seek and Destroy by Metallica starts up. Hunnish appears and runs to the ring.

Number 20: Hunnish

Leo tries to exit the ring. Hunnish slides into the ring and stops him. Hunnish grabs Leo and holds him high in the air. Leo squirms around trying to escape. Hunnish slams him to the ground. Leo stumbles to his feet and Hunnish hits an Evenflow DDT. Hunnish picks him up and whips him into the ropes. He powerslams Leo down. Hunnish takes a little breather in the corner as Leo struggles to get to his feet. Hunnish kicks him low and then sets him in a pump handle position. He lifts him and just throws him across the ring. Hunnish stomps Leo down in t he corner. Hunnish whips Leo into the corner. Leo springs out. Hunnish comes in on an angle and flattens Leo with a clothesline, which sends him reeling over the top rope. Hunnish looks around as the countdown starts. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Last Resort plays and Blaze heads to the ring.

Number 21: Blaze

Blaze slides into the ring as Hunnish tells him to bring it. Blaze and Hunnish lock up. Hunnish throws Blaze back. Blaze comes back at him. This time Blaze knees Hunnish in the gut. Blaze sends Hunnish into the ropes and superkicks him. Blaze whips Hunnish into the ropes, but Hunnish reverses it. Blaze comes back at Hunnish and Hunnish drops him with a samoan drop. Hunnish locks in an anklelock. Blaze tries to reach over and break it but he can't . Hunnish pulls the anklelock tighter and Blaze yelps. Blaze tries to roll around and break the hold. Hunnish turns a little and inverts the move. Blaze tries to get away but Hunnish has it locked in good. Hunnish gets impatient and breaks the hold. Hunnish drop toe holds Blaze. Hunnish lifts Blaze and goes for The Impact. Blaze slides away and tries for The Flame. Hunnish slips away and hits a fallaway slam. The next countdown begins. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Chaos by Proudest Angel plays and Jason Hodges comes to the ring.

Number 22: "Bad Boy" Jason Hodges

Hodges gets to the ring and nails Hunnish. Blaze nails Hodges. Hunnish knocks Blaze down and then kicks Hodges. Hodges rolls away and Hunnish goes for Blaze. Blaze pushes him away. Hunnish goes for Hodges. Blaze stays back and watches. Hunnish pounds away on Hodges in the corner. Hunnish whips Hodges into the corner. Hunnish comes charging and hits a big corner clothesline. Hunnish tries to levitate Hodges over the top. Hodges is half over. Hodges comes back with an eye rake. Hodges low blows Hunnish and pushes him back. Hodges drops a leg onto Hunnish's crotch. Hodges springs off the ropes and drops a leg. The countdown starts up. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Real American hits and the crowd go wild. The Hulkster steps out and heads towards the ring.

Number 23: The Hulkster

The Hulkster mucks around posing on the ramp. He heads to the ring posing and strutting. He slides into the ring and poses some more. He turns every direction and sets off a big pose. He turns around does his hulking hulk pose. He decides to do that in every direction possible as well. He finally turns around and Blaze clotheslines him straight over the top rope and eliminates him. Hunnish and Hodges are still going at it. Blaze is content to sit back and watch. Hunnish almost has Hodges over the top. Hodges holds on and manages to get himself back into the ring. Hodges lifts Hunnish but Hunnish slides out and kicks Hodges in the back. Blaze comes over and slams their heads together. The countdown begins once more. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. The crowd goes silent. The Microsoft Theme plays and Bill Gates appears. The crowd laugh.

Number 24: Bill Gates

Bill Gates walks to the ring looking quite confident. He slides into the ring. Blaze looks at him and laughs. Bill Gates attacks Blaze. Blaze pushes him away. Bill Gates charges at him again. Blaze moves and Bill slides along the mat and he ends up with the ringpost behind his legs. Blaze just ignores him. Bill jumps onto Blaze's back. Blaze backs into the corner and Bill is squashed. Blaze walks away but Bill doesn't give up. Bill charges at Blaze and tries to bulldog him. Blaze just stands there and Bill crashes into the mat. Hunnish lifts Hodges and hits The Impact. Hunnish throws Hodges from the ring and then turns around. He sees Bill Gates and laughs. He ignores Bill and heads for Blaze. Bill charges at Hunnish and Hunnish just pushes him away. Blaze and Hunnish lock up and exchange punches. Bill Gates lurks around as the next countdown starts. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Rollin' by Limp Bizkit starts up and the fans gasp. American Bad Ass walks to the ring.

Number 25: American Bad Ass

ABA gets into the ring. Bill Gates charges at him. He lifts a leg and Bill Gates goes down. ABA heads over and starts beating up both Hunnish and Blaze. All three exchange punches. Bill Gates tries to get involved but stays back. Blaze gets out of the mess and sits back in the corner relaxing. Bill Gates runs at Blaze an d Blaze just pushes him away again. Bill Gates slides under the bottom rope and grabs a chair. He slides back into the ring. He throws the chair to Blaze. He does a big cartwheel and Blaze flattens him with the chair. Blaze holds the chair high and nails both ABA and Hunnish. He pus the chair on Hunnish's face and stomps on it. ABA gets to his feet and knocks Blaze down. ABA picks up the chair and nails Blaze. Bill Gates slides out of the ring again. He drags a couple of tables into the ring. Bill Gates tur ns ABA around and superkicks him. The countdown starts again. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Amir of the Desert plays and Paco comes to the ring.

Number 26: Paco

Paco gets into the ring. He pushes Bill Gates to the side and goes for ABA. He throws ABA across the ring. Paco pounds down ABA and then whips ABA into the ropes. He lifts ABA and lands a tilt-a-whirl slam. Hunnish is up now and has a chair in hand. He swings and clocks Paco in the back of the head. Meanwhile Bill Gates has three separate tables set up inside the ring. Blaze nails Bill Gates and puts a table near the corner turnbuckle. He pulls Bill Gates to the top rope and sets him for something. Hunnish knocks the table and Blaze's top rope suplex misses it. ABA grabs Hunnish and tries for the Last Ride through the table. Hunnish slides out the back and back drops ABA. Paco and Bill Gates exchange kicks and punches. The countdown starts. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Sick Cycle Carousel by Lifehouse plays and Bio is here.

Number 27: Brio

Brio gets to the ring. He slides in and is immediately met with a chair shot. ABA is up and he tries to Last Ride Bill Gates through a table. Blaze cracks the chair across ABA's skull and ABA falls onto a table. Hunnish lifts Paco and suplexes him through the table ABA is on. Bill Gates is still in there. He charges at Brio. Brio flips him over his shoulder. Bill Gates lands on the apron. Brio turns and Bill Gates hooks Brio. He tries to suplex Brio but Brio does his own suplex back into the ring. All six men exchange punches and take the action all over the ring where there is a broken table and two undisturbed tables. Bill Gates escapes the big tangle and struts around the ring. Blaze grabs ABA and lifts him high. He drops back and hits a reverse brain buster. . The countdown starts. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Between Angels and Insects plays and Y2Jay comes to the ring.

Number 28: Y2Jay

Y2Jay is in the ring. He lays out everyone with hard right hands. Y2Jay lines Bill Gates up and shatters his guitar right over his head. Y2Jay grabs Bill's head and tosses him out of the ring. ABA attacks Y2Jay, while Hunnish beats on Paco and Brio fights with Blaze. ABA has Y2Jay up in the Last Ride. Y2Jay slips out of the top of it. He dropkicks ABA. Paco pulls Hunnish to the top rope. Sombrero Dreams through a table. The crowd goes wild. Paco stands over Hunnish and taunts. Brio has Blaze on the top rope. He sets Blaze and Blaze backdrops him into the ring. Blaze climbs onto the table and pulls Brio to it. Blaze hooks Brio and hits The Flame on the table, going through it. ABA hits a running DDT on Y2Jay. Hunnish and Blaze are slowing down as they have been in the longest. The crowd get behind another countdown. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. F- - k Off by Kid Rock plays and Richard Ricardo comes to the ring.

Number 29: Richard Ricardo

Y2Jay turns away from ABA and waits for Ricardo. Ricardo slides into the ring and continues the war he started earlier with Y2Jay. Y2Jay knocks Ricardo down. ABA charges at Y2Jay and Y2Jay moves. ABA crashes into Paco and Paco yells something at him. ABA kicks Paco low and chokeslams him. Y2Jay and Ricardo brawl back and forth. Blaze slams Hunnish down and then tells Brio to climb to the top. Brio climbs to the top and Blaze b ounces off the ropes, knocking him down and to the outside, eliminating him. ABA lifts Paco for the Bad Ass Driver. Paco bridges it into a inverted reverse DDT. Hunnish sets Blaze and hits a russian leg sweep. Ricardo throws Y2Jay into the ropes and kicks him, then face jams him. Ricardo quickly springs off the ropes with a leg drop. Y2Jay pops straight back up. Y2Jay laughs at Ricardo. Y2Jay throws Ricardo into the corner. Ricardo runs back and Y2Jay kicks him then hits a leg-sweep face-slam. The countdow n is on again. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Halloween Theme plays and Hades comes to the ring.

Number 30: Hades "The Master of Pain"

Hades gets into the ring and goes for Paco. Paco kicks him and then tries to throw him over. Y2Jay has Ricardo up and he hits the Acoustic Equalizer. Y2Jay grabs Ricardo by the head and he is eliminated over the top rope. Y2Jay taunts Ricardo. Ricardo is mad and he attacks some people at ringside. He grabs a spanish announcer and slams him through the spanish announce t able. Ricardo is escorted up to the back. Hades drops Hunnish over his knee and Paco knee drops Hunnish. ABA and Y2Jay are now brawling. ABA sets Y2Jay for a chokeslam but Y2Jay kicks ABA and dropkicks his knee. He locks in a STF and ABA starts screaming i n pain. Hades stomps ABA's head and then Blaze bulldogs Hades onto the STF pressure point. Both Y2Jay and ABA scream in pain. Y2Jay breaks the hold and they both recover on the mat. The crowd starts one of the last countdowns. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Da Rockwilders by Method Man and Redman plays as Wolverine enters the Rumble.

Number 31: Wolverine

Wolverine gets into the ring. He goes after everyone. ABA gets knocked down. Y2Jay is knocked down. Wolverine is the only man standing. Wolverine lifts a fallen Hunnish and locks in The Crippler. All of the wrestlers stomp him and he breaks it. Hades and Y2Jay exchange some heavy blows in one corner as Blaze and Paco do in the opposite. Wolverine grabs Hunnish and german suplexes him. ABA has Hades up and slams him down with a chokeslam. Paco grabs Blaze and tries to eliminate him. The wrestlers run over to the situation. Some of them are helping Paco but the other half are trying to stop it. Paco knocks everyone down and then tries to get Blaze over again. Hunnish runs at Paco but Hades stops him with a boot to the face. ABA grabs Hades and tries to throw him over. Blaze comes over to help ABA. Paco follows Blaze and nails him in the head. The countdown starts. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Cactus Jack's Theme plays and Bowza comes to the ring.

Number 32: Bowza

Bowza gets into the ring and ABA whips him into the big brawl. Bowza gets knocked around all over the place. Bowza walks into a piledriver from Hunnish. Bowza gets up and stumbles about. Bowza hits ABA. Bowza knocks ABA with an uppercut. Bowza sets ABA for a Last Ride. Bowza turns ABA and directs him towards an already broken table. ABA slips right out of the Last Ride and kicks Bowza low. He turns Bowza and hits his own Last Ride, sending Bowza flying from the ring. Y2Jay and Paco brawl. Hunnish and Blaze are trying to rest up a little. Hades and Wolverine are still going at it. There's carnage as ABA, Paco, Hades, Wolverine and Y2Jay all knock each other around. Blaze and Hunnish are spraw led out in corners, trying to catch their breath. Countdown starts. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Alive by Godsmack plays and Savage comes to the ring.

Number 33: Savage

Savage slides into the ring and walks into a big brawl. He is pushed aside as the brawl continues. The Chosen One appears with a cart full of plunder. He slides into the ring and grabs Savage. He throws Savage from the ring. Chosen One nails everyone with various weapons. ABA gets to his feet. A ref appears with the Hardcore Title. ABA rolls Chosen One up and a ref counts. 1...2...3. ABA gets up and raises his arms. He starts to fight off Chosen One. Chosen One reverses a whip and ABA throws him from the ring. Hades whips ABA into the ropes. Chosen One clocks him with a guitar and pulls him over the top rope. He hits ABA with The Stroke on the outside and becomes Hardcore Champion again. He gets up and makes a break for it as ABA chases after him. Refs clear the plunder at ringside and pull it from the ring. The wrestlers in the ring are almost all stuffed. The countdown is started again. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. NZWO Theme plays and James Crisp comes to the ring.

Number 34: "The Terminator" James Crisp

Crisp gets into the ring and Wolverine attacks him. Wolverine whips him into the ropes. Crisp slides under his legs and nails him with a right hand to the back of the head. There is still a big brawl between Hunnish, Blaze, Paco, Hades and Y2Jay. Crisp lifts Wolverine but Wolverine slides out and german suplexes Crisp. He lifts Crisp and german suplexes him again. He lifts Crisp a third time and releases the german suplex. Y2Jay and Hades exchange a few words as they battle. Hunnish and Blaze are trying to get a break as Paco nails Hades. Crisp hits Wolverine with a diamond cutter and then taunts him. Wolverine pops to his feet and tells Crisp 'Not That Easily'. Hunnish and Blaze are back against each other again. The ring has finally been cleared of all broken table pieces. The final countdown begins. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2 . 1. Number of the Best by Iron Maiden plays and Albert walks to the ring.

Number 35: Albert "The Beast"

Albert gets in the ring. Everyone runs at him. He drops them all with kicks and clotheslines and fists. There's the final eight men in the ring now. Hunnish, Blaze, Paco, Hades, Wolverine, Y2Jay, James Crisp and Albert. Albert whips Paco into the ropes. He superkicks Paco and Paco is rocked back. Albert springs of the ropes and hits a massive Thunder-Line, which almost takes Paco's head off. Paco falls backwards and almost from the ring. Albert grabs Hades and whips him into Paco. Paco falls out of the ring and is gone. Albert hulks up and poses for the fans. Wolverine is still pounding away at Crisp. Crisp tries for a move but Wolverine pulls away a nd snaps in The Crippler. Crisp screams in pain. Wolverine locks it in tighter. Crisp falls unconscious. Wolverine gets up and grabs Crisp's head. Crisp kicks Wolverine and then drops him. He locks in a sharpshooter. Albert jumps for a great height and dr o ps his leg over the sharpshooter tangle. Crisp is in pain. Wolverine crawls away from Albert. Y2Jay attacks Albert. Hades and Blaze both team up on him as well. Albert fights off all 3 guys. Crisp whips Wolverine into the ropes. Wolverine falls onto the a p ron. Crisp charges at Wolverine. Wolverine ducks and Crisp flies over Wolverine and onto the floor. James Crisp is out. Hunnish runs at Albert. Albert superkicks him. Albert bounces off the ropes and hits a big elbow drop. Albert goes to the top rope. He bounces a couple of times and hits the Hells Kitchen. Hunnish is only just alive. Albert goes to the top again and is about to hit another Hells Kitchen. Hades rolls Blaze onto Hunnish. Albert comes off and lands the Hells Kitchen onto both Hunnish and Blaze. Albert grabs Hunnish and throws him over the top. Hades has Blaze and hits the Hell razor. Hades sends Blaze over the top and to the outside. It's down to the final four. Y2Jay, Wolverine, Hades and Albert. Hades and Y2Jay continue fighting as Albert drops Wolverine with a forward roll slam. Y2Jay sets Hades for the Acoustic Equalizer. Albert sees it. Y2Jay has it just about set. Albert whips Wolverine into the corner. Wolverine hits Y2Jay and Hades on the top rope. Y2Jay tumbles to the outside and Hades follows almost instantly. Albert celebrates and then break dances. It down to either Albert or Wolverine. Wolverine hits Albert and knocks him down. Wolverine tries to suplex Albert. Albert is too big. Albert hits his own suplex. Albert gets up and drops his butt onto Wolverine's chest. Albert tries to throw Wolverine over. Wolverine stumbles and manages to get back into the ring. Albert is furious. He starts punching Wolverine and then whips Wolverine into the ropes. Wolverine ducks a Thunder-Line and then locks in a half crab. Albert screams and yelps. Wolverine grabs Albert's head and pulls back. Albert taps but it will do nothing. Wolverine lifts Albert and tries for a move, but Albert pulls Wolverine down and locks in a Role Clamp. Wolverine tries to g et away. Albert locks it in tighter. Wolverine passes out. Albert picks Wolverine up and sets him in the middle of the ring. He climbs to the top turnbuckle. Wolverine is not moving. Albert signals for the Hells Kitchen. He flies off and hits a big Hells Kitchen. Albert says it's over and throws Wolverine from the ring. Wolverine holds on and only one foot touches the floor. Wolverine pulls himself back into the ring. Albert is beside himself. Albert stomps on Wolverine. Albert throws Wolverine into the ropes and hits a sit-down slam. Albert tries to throw Wolverine over but Wolverine blocks it. Wolverine whips Albert into the ropes and elbows him down. Albert pops straight back up. Albert hits Wolverine with a series of powerbombs, followed by a leg drop t o the groin. Albert goes to the top rope again. He lets fly with a Hells Kitchen. Wolverine rolls out of the way. Albert hits the mat hard. Wolverine sees the opportunity and locks in a Crippler. Albert goes out straight away. Wolverine gets to his feet and tries to throw Albert out. Albert blocks it. Albert nails Wolverine. Albert whips Wolverine into the ropes and hits a belly to belly suplex. Albert lifts Wolverine and slams him down. Albert pulls Wolverine to the top rope. Albert sets Wolverine for a top rope powerbomb. Albert goes for it but Wolverine low blows him. Wolverine kicks Albert and falls backwards into the ring. Albert slips and tumbles to the outside. The bell rings and Wolverine wins.

Winner: Wolverine

Albert is on the outside going mental. He is taking things all over the place. He starts beating up people at ringside. In the ring Wolverine is on the mat with his arm raised. The refs slides into the ring to check on him as he slowly gets up. He pulls himself up on the ropes and raises his arms.