Harold Fellows - The next match is for one fall and is for a job in xCw for Suicidal. Making his way to the ring, Suicidal.
("Insane In The Mebrane" plays as Suicidal walks out carrying a kendo stick that he appears to be talking to. As he gets to the ring he slides in and starts chasing the ref, Stuart Ripley, around the ring. Ripley slides out of the ring and Suicidal gives up and sets the kendo stick next to the nearby turnbuckle post. He then turns and watches the entry way.)
Gary Logan - Well now comes the moment of truth, it's time to find out who Suicidal's opponent is as he fights for a job in xCw.
Nick Hargreaves - Was he talking to the kendo stick a minute ago?
Gary Logan - I don't know but he did chase the official around the ring for a few seconds.
Nick Hargreaves - Yeah but I think he was talking to the kendo stick.
Gary Logan - Oh will you stop with the kendo stick.
(Finally the silence is broken as "Medal" from the WWF The Music: Volume 5 soundtrack starts playing. The fans begin cheering as xCw Co-Owner Chris Stanley makes his way out of the back holding a mic. He stops just a little past the top of the entrance ramp, pauses for a second, then raises both hands as red, white, and blue pyros shoot off behind him. He then walks up and into the ring to face Suicidal. Chris raises the mic as his music slowly
fades out.)
Chris Stanley - Now don't get your hopes up big boy, I'm not the man you'll be facing for your job. But I have hand picked the perfect man for you to face, a man that you go way back with, a man that almost lost a Title Shot because of you a few nights ago but managed to fend both you and his opponent off earning this shot. That man, is the xCw United States Champion, Bryan Deas, and that's not just true, it's damn true!
(Chris hops out of the ring and takes a seat at the announcer's table as "Fight Song" by Marilyn Manson blares out as Bryan Deas steps out of the back holding the U.S. Title on his right shoulder. He wastes no time as he points to his Title then to Suicidal and runs down to the ring. He slides in and Ripley comes in right behind him to start the match.)
(Ripley calls for the bell as Suicidal tries to run at Bryan and nail him with the kendo stick, Bryan ducks under it and turns around to clothesline Suicidal to the mat. The ref grabs the kendo stick and slides it out of the ring. Bryan grabs Suicidal and whips him into the corner where he follows up with a running clothesline, he then grabs Suicidal around the back of the hand and executes a one-handed Russian leg sweep, Bryan rolls over into a cover as the ref makes the count. But Suicidal easily kicks out before the three count. Deas lifts him back up and whips him off the ropes, he goes for a big boot but Suicidal ducks under it and runs off the opposite ropes, he goes back at Deas with a running clothesline, Deas stays on his feet so Suicidal runs off the ropes and tries another clothesline. Deas still stays up so Suicidal runs to the nearest corner and goes for a springboard cross body from the second rope, but Bryan just catches him and holds him up, he then drops him back into a fallaway slam. Suicidal slides out of the ring to avoid being pinned again. Bryan starts to follow him but as soon as he gets to the ropes Suicidal grabs him by the legs and drags him out of the ring. The two men start punching each other back and forth until Bryan finally overpowers Suicidal and lifts him up onto his shoulder, he then runs at the nearest turnbuckle post and tries to slam Suicidal face first into it, but at the last second Suicidal hops off Bryan's shoulder and shoves him into the pole instead, Bryan slams shoulder first into the post and goes down in a heap, Suicidal grabs him and drags him to the announcer's table where he stand him and slams him face first into the top of the table, Bryan goes down and Suicidal lifts him up and again slams him into the table. He tries a third time but Bryan blocks it and tries to slam him instead, but Suicidal rakes Bryan's face and again slams him into the table. The ref starts yelling so Suicidal slides into the ring for a second then slides back out. He gets a running start at Bryan, but Bryan sees him coming and lifts him up then pancakes him onto the top of the announcer's table. He then gets him off the table and lifts him up military press style, he walks over to the ring and tosses Suicidal in over the top rope.)
Gary Logan - He just tossed Suicidal like he was a little kid, right over the top rope.
Nick Hargreaves - This isn't looking too good for Suicidal so far, Bryan is just to big and to strong.
Chris Stanley - I told you, I hand picked Bryan Deas because Suicidal almost cost him the U.S. Title, I think Bryan has a reason to be fighting like this.
Gary Logan - Well you made the right choic for you but the wrong one for Suicidal.
(Bryan slides back into the ring and walks up to Suicidal, he reaches down and puts his hand across Suicidal's throat, he then lifts him up by the throat and sets him up for the chokeslam. Bryan lifts him high in the air and drops him right back down to the mat. He makes a cover and the ref starts to count, but before the ref can get to three Bryan lifts Suicidal back up, the ref stops and yells at Bryan, saying that he would have had three. But Bryan wants to punish Suicidal a little more. He throws him off the ropes and nails a huge big boot. He then runs off the ropes himself and goes hits a huge jumping leg drop. He looks over at the ref again then lifts Suicidal up, he drags him over to the corner and sets him on the top rope, he starts to go for a superplex but Suicidal manages to fight back and knock Bryan off. Bryan lands hard on the mat but quickly gets back up and turns to Suicidal, who is now standing on the top rope. Suicidal flies off the top rope and nails Bryan with a flying cross body block, he rolls him up for the pin as the ref gets down to count, but Bryan presses Suicidal off at the count of two. Suicidal starts to stomp on Bryan trying to keep him down, but Bryan slowly gets back to his feet. Suicidal throws Bryan into the ropes and tries for a dropkick but Bryan holds onto the ropes and Suicidal hits nothing but air then falls to the ground. Bryan leans against the ropes as he waits for Suicidal to stand, Suicidal slowly gets to his feet and Bryan runs at him going for a clothesline, but Suicidal ducks at the last second and comes up behind Bryan, Bryan spins around and grabs Suicidal by the throat setting up another chokeslam. But this time Suicidal reaches out and pushes the ref away then low blows Bryan. The ref doesn't see it and Suicidal breaks free of the hold. Chris is outraged by the ref's missed call and stand up, throwing the headset off. He grabs the kendo stick and starts walking to the ring. Suicidal is still dazed as he walks foward into a kick in the gut from Deas who sets up the Ballistically Insane. Chris runs up to the ring apron, kendo stick in hand to explain what the ref missed. Chris throws the kendo stick into the ring behind the ref's head and continues to yell at him, distracting him from the match. Suicidal sees the stick and grabs it just in time as Bryan lifts him up onto his shoulders. Suicidal takes the stick and nails Bryan in the head, Bryan falls and Suicidal lands on top of him. Chris steps down as the ref rushes to make the count, ......1......2......3! Suicidal wins the match and the ref calls for the bell.)
Harold Fellows - The winner by pinfall, Suicidal!